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TNA Impact Results
Air date: Monday, March 15, 2010


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Opens with A.J. Styles and Ric Flair doing an interview. Styles started making fun of Abyss thinking the ring makes him stronger. Styles talks about how they’ve wrestled many times before and he’s always won. Jeff Hardy comes out. Styles said Hardy was a nobody and this led to Styles vs. Hardy in a non-title match.

Again, starting slow. AJ calling Hardy a “nobody” doesn’t really constitute any real “heat” in my mind. Plus, is anyone buying this stupid “ring thing”? All it does is put WWE Hall Of Fame over.


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Eric Bischoff vowed to shave Mick Foley’s head and beard and make him clean cut.

Haven’t the “people” spoken? No body wants to see Bischoff out front!


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At some point the Nasty Boys put Jesse Neal through a table, thereby subjecting us to more Nasty Boys matches. Actually it was supposed to be Nasty Boys & Jimmy Hart vs. 3-D & Neal, but now Neal is injured and it looks like a handicap match. But 3-D has a surprise.

AWESOME move! Bischoff followed by The Nasty Boys!! That’ll hurt RAW!!!

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Nasty Boys & Jimmy Hart b Team 3-D & the returning Brother Runt (Spike Dudley) when Sags pinned Bubba after using Jimmy Hart’s helmet. Team 3-D was laid out and they set up a table but Neal, all taped up, makes the save and it ends up with Sags going through the table.

This is a nice, hot, 1984 finish!! This gives iMPACT credibility no? And Hart has been on TV once before this? Yeah there’s some heat on him. Enough to make anyone want to see 3-D get their hands on him? Where did Brother Runt come from? Without more build up then mentioning a surprise early in this show, he won’t get over either and TNA will fire him again and blame him too!! Plus, are 3-D so scared of Jimmy Hart that they needed and “equalizer”??

Angelina Love does an interview challenging anyone of The Beautiful People to a match. She said she originated the group and will take out the trash one person at a time.

Way to follow up a “turd” match!

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Jeremy Borash was interviewing Scott Hall & Sean Waltman. Kevin Nash & Eric Young came out and gave Hall $25,000 to get in the ring with Nash for five minutes. Yes, they’ve already signed for it on PPV. I guess Hall is on the $1 per buy bonus and asked for an advance.

Again, who in the hell wants to see this? What a build up!! I thought Hall was done w/TNA. And didn’t Bischoff take Borash off TV a month or less ago??


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Kurt Angle & The Pope b Mr. Anderson & Desmond Wolfe when Pope pinned Wolfe with a small package. Wolfe attacked Pope and Anderson uses the dog tags and makes Angle bleed. Didn’t we already see that? This is like booking in reverse. We do the blow-off of a feud, then work our way backwards.

Amazing! Truly Amazing!! This bullshit, Russo booking has killed off any “steam” that any of these guys had. It’s a shame because there is money in all of them.

Hulk Hogan, RVD & Jeff Hardy are backstage. Hogan announces Abyss as the special enforcer for Hardy vs. Styles

My question here is, since Abyss is such a “mark” for WWE talent, will he bring out his autograph book and get Jeff’s autograph before, during, or after the match?? Plus, with the way Abyss has been portrayed over the last few months, who would respect him as an enforcer? You know what I mean? Blogging, crying over Foley not liking him, “marking out” for the WWE Hall Of Fame ring?? Yeah Russo that’s “bad ass”!


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Angelina Love b Daffney-DQ. Apparently Daffney was a member of the Beautiful People for one night only. The others all interfered of course. They beat her down until Tara made the save.

This makes so much sense eh? They used Daffney because they are out of Knockouts on the roster.


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Kevin Nash vs. Scott Hall in a five minute challenge. Waltman handcuffs Nash to the ropes. Young makes the save and the time runs out so Hall & Waltman get the money.

Ho “friggin’ hum!!! I’ll bet this will be a tough segment to beat! Plus, Steve Small is so cheap I’ll bet the cuff’s are leftovers from when Chris Harris was with TNA!


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Hogan demands Sting come out. Sting came out but RVD attacked him and got the bat and threw it to Hogan. Bischoff came out and got Sting out and yelled at Hogan for getting involved physically when he’s supposed to be leading the company behind the scenes.

More Bischoff and Hogan! Plus, how does this “save face” for RVD as it takes he and Hogan (the pop culture icon) to beat another “old timer” up?


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Hernandez tells Jeff Jarrett he wants to team with him against Beer Money. Bischoff got mad about this and ordered Hernandez against Beer Money in a handicap match

Beer Money b Hernandez with the DWI. Jarrett ran in after and Jarrett and Hernandez cleaned house. Matt Morgan was on commentary and must not have helped.

I’m telling you, Bischoff must get extra for appearing on camera. This makes ZERO sense. Beer Money have been heels for a week, Hernandez has no motivation to help Jeff, and his partner Morgan sits and watches? And why is it ok for Jeff to “run in” after the pinfall and not before??
Who got over in this mess??

Eric Bischoff is about to shave Mick Foley’s head, but Foley attacked Bischoff, put him in the chair and shaved his head.

This is just for a “cheap pop” hoping to get a high rating here. No one really gives a shit about Bischoff getting his head shaved so, they will learn the hard way again!


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Machine Guns did an interview saying the winner of the Ultimate X match on the PPV is the No. 1 contender for the tag titles. Hopefully this isn’t the same as all the No. 1 contenders for the singles title like Lashley. Generation Me came out. The Machine Guns asked them who have they ever beaten. They responded they beat The Machine Guns. They claim Generation Me are the Ataris of tag teams while they are the XBoxes of tag teams. They are also the Ferraris and Generation Me are the Station Wagons. This ended in a brawl about girlfriends with Brian Kendrick, Amazing Red, Daneils and Kazarian all out with the face side cleaning house with dives off ladders and the Ultimate Xstuff.

Again, Russo “smells it but, he cannot find it”!! There is a premise for something here but, Russo drops the ball again. The “verbiage” is too stupid to comprehend and certainly nothing anyone The Guns or Generation Me’s age would say (if they were pissed) and would NOT constitute the slightest of brawls in 2010!

Then all the other X-GUYS come out and start dives of ladders baby’s and heels? Who are the Baby’s and who are the heels again?? Plus, when you have the heels or the baby’s clean house what is there to look forward to when the match comes? Somebody already “fagged out”.


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Jeff Hardy b A.J. Styles with a twist of fate and swanton. The ref was knocked out so Abyss counted the fall. Flair hit Hardy with a chair after the match. Flair and Abyss went at it and Abyss choke slammed Flair through a gimmicked stage and threatened Styles.

God Damn it! How many times has Russo “pinned” AJ? Once in a GREAT while, it’s ok to pin the champion in a tag match or non-title but, NOT EVERY F’N week!! All it does is make him weak. When your champion is weak, the challengers he pins are weak, and YOUR COMPANY IS WEAK!!!!

The INSANE thinking is/was that putting over what TNA considers a “fresh off the WWE roster” star in the middle would close the show strong. And it just may have IF AJ and Hardy just had a match and let AJ and Hardy do what they do!
Instead, a “weak suck” version of Abyss beating up on a AARP, card carrying, member, that people got an autograph from at the Monkey Junction N.C. Walmart a week before, as your close to the show???

It’s so friggin’ frustrating because it SUCKS! Wouldn’t you rather see Hardy and AJ “tear it up” in the close of iMPACT?
Remember, merely 6-8 weeks ago the acclaim TNA wrestling got the FIRST Angle vs. Styles match in the close?? And Hardy isn’t quite as banged up as Kurt and means more currently as well!

A real “match” between the two had more possibility’s for a story,would have got the belt and your champion over, and the company over.

BTW, where is Samoa Joe? I don’t think that the TNA sympathizers will be happy with where Hogan/Bischoff seem to be going with Joe!