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TNA Impact: ABSURDITY OF IT ALL
TNA’s “Yes Blood” Policy, Bischoff To Inject Steroids Into X Division, Brooke’s “24″ Audition, Sting Is Still Beating Up RVD
By Shane McKinley, Torch specialist
Abyss, knowing that he needs to update his costume, wears a black mumu to the ring.
According to a fan sign in the crowd, Raw stands for “Really Awful Wrestling.” They’ve probably missed the last Impacts. Meanwhile, Tenay continues to harp that “Styles has changed for the worse,” but oddly enough, I don’t believe him. It would be nice if Styles could get away from Ric Flair’s shadow and truly hammer home his heel persona.
It’s Abyss and Hogan vs. Flair and Wannabe Flair. Not much of anything is happening until the lights go out and behold, Sting appears. Seems he just signed a deal with Dixie. Surely he’ll hit Flair because…well, Sting is a good guy…though we never really establish that fact, we just assumed that fans would assume that Sting would be a good guy coming back…oh no, Sting hit Hogan! This is so shocking!
Taz fakes shock that Sting would “hit Hogan and Abyss.” Not such a stretch. Fans know that Sting hates Hogan from the old WCW days. Hell, TNA at one point had Sting up in the rafters looking ominously at Hogan. Plus, I wouldn’t consider Sting whacking Hogan and Abyss as “joining Team Flair.” Ugh.
It’s been 20 minutes into the show, and there has been five wrestlers and one Dixie. Oh wait, here’s Brooke Hogan. Nice to see her get some airtime. She deserves it way more than some stupid wrestlers sacrificing their bodies and all of that nonsense.
By the way, where the hell is Samoa Joe?
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